SirCockConnoisseur

My two hundredth and twenty third review is up, check it out below
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Sometimes, the analytical part of my mind fails me completely, and I become all but incapable of understanding how i arrived at my own conclusion. I don't think this video is very good, not tug worthy in the slightest, I can't give you a definitive reason as to why I think so, because I'm not even sure if there is one, the sum of it's parts simply don't add up to much, I'm afraid i can't explain any better than that. I feel like a bit of a tit for being so negative, but I have to be honest, I'm not one for blowing smoke up anyone's urethra. Rating: 4/10

My two hundredth and twenty second review is up, check it out below
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I have oodles of respect for anybody within our industry that has managed to find their niche, specialisation is a prerequisite to achieving mastery after all, and who wouldn't want to be counted a connoisseur of filth? Take this dame as an example, her content almost exclusively features black male actors receiving copious amounts of oral sex, does this tickle everyone's fancy? No, of course not, however it receives no less than rapturous applause from her community. I've truly never known a more ravenous bunch of BBC hounds, mark my words, lads, whenever a white women blows a chap from the dark continent, these fuckers are the first to know. Rating 8/10

My two hundredth and twenty first review is up, check it out below
https://www.pornhub.com/channels/javhd
I endeavour to keep my reviews lighthearted, for the most part anyhow, largely due to my inherent personality admittedly. I find it frankly exhausting to don a more austere facade, even when public decorum demands it so, truly i pity those of us incapable of partaking in life's comedic bounty. Scarce as they may be however, they're indeed instances in which I feel the need to speak out, usually when I am worried about the wellbeing of another, today is one such occasion. kudo lara is a stunningly pretty, extremely talented young starlet, with a superb reputation, and a bulging catalogue of fabulous filth, well loved by her fans for her kind demeanor, and petite physique, she was one of japans finest smut jesters, with nary a blemish on her career, until a few years back. Frankly speaking, she began to lose weight, soon after to an alarming degree, so much so that the community began to label her body as skellital, while not a sentiment I agreed with, it does go to show just how concerned some where with her transformation. Thankfully, it appears she has regained much of her former weight these past few months, and I like many am sincerely hoping that her health remains in good stead. Always give your support to those in need of it, chaps, and If like me you make your living critiquing the creative works of others, ensure that your feedback is constructive, never nasty, you're here to appreciate an anus, not become one. Rating: N/A

My two hundredth and twentieth review is up, check it out below
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As i pump my cock to this unintended farewell, I can't help but feel somewhat melancholic, rae has retired, and in doing so has deprived us of one of this industries great pillars, I can only hope that this absence proves to be temporary, and that we shall see her return in a blaze of sordid glory. I was also going to comment on her conversion to Islam in this review, however I honestly don't believe that there is much to say, I doubt that this newfound spiritual awakening will last more than a couple of years at most, I believe that she's searching for a sense of identity and belonging that she wasn't able to find as a smut starlet, however if the middle easts reaction to mia khalifa was any indication, she's not going to find it in the Quran, not long term anyhow. I wish you the best of luck miss black, i sincerely hope you find you're looking for, or failing that, the next best thing at at the very least 🙂 rating: 10/10

My one hundredth and nineteenth review is up, check it out below
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=675e5c66bcb01
I haven't been reviewing smut that features the more "surgically blessed" starlets this industry has to offer, not as much as i should have been at the very least. Truth be told chaps, I had a rather nerve wracking experience a little while back, I stumbled across a video featuring a latex beauty making her debut, expecting little more than some sordid silicone enhanced fun, I clicked on it, an atrocious decision in hindsight. Everything below the neck, was a marvellous example of the very best of a surgeons craft, above the neck however, was a much different tale, I shall spare you the distressing details lads, for those bulbous, bloated, misshapen lips, will feature in my nightmares for years to come. Still though! I can't let one horrific experience prevent me from doing what I do best! Take this video as an example, it's good shite, well deserving of a tug. Rating: 8/10

My two hundredth and eighteenth review is up, check it out below
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph62a0a2fc7828a
It breaks my heart to say this, truly it does, but that wasn't all that great. It wasn't bad by any stretch of the imagination, it was just okay, bog standard as far as porn goes, which is all the more disappointing when you consider how much potential this scene had. Purple bitch gets blacked, the very thought of it has fuelled the mastabatory imaginings of millions of cum gremlins for years, they had the recipe for guaranteed success! And this is what they produce? Purple bitch is one of the most talented and versatile performers this industry has to offer, yet they utilise none of that here! They have her peform the most vanilla sexual acts imaginable for her interacial debut. Let's all hope that she gets another opportunity to work with BBC, because the blacked audience deserve better. Rating: 6/10

My one hundredth and seventeenth review is up, check it out below
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Inspiration can strike at quite literally any time, and for yours truly, it's often at the most inconvenient moment imaginable. Take the day before yesterday as an example, I was working yet another day at my tedious retail job, laboriously explaining the same simple process for the 30th time that day, when suddenly! It came to me! The idea for a review of epic proportions! I realised swiftly that I needed to make a note of it, and quickly! As ideas of this magnitude often proved fleeting, so with a pep in my step, and a twitch in my cock, i made a beeline for my phone, that however is when my luck ran out. In hindsight, i should've know that my manager would be skulking about, I'm a man that values consistency, and to his credit he's never pretended to be anything other than a festering pube of a human being, so a few choice words later, and I was back on the shop floor, without a phone and with a killer idea that was fading alarmingly quickly. To cut a long story short, I was never able to make write it down, nor was I able to stop it slipping from my mind before the end of the work day, and now I must live in the knowledge that I let the fruits of creative genius elude me, don't make the same mistake, lads, write it down for fucks sake. Rating: 8/10